05/01/09
I have come here today to say nothing profound.
I have come here not to recommend putting ABBA’s Waterloo on your iPod and playing it at full volume with your headphones stuck up your nose. Although it feels good I think that its a bad idea and I am not condoning this action. Its not worth it it, and even though singing along at the same time is an even better buzz I just think that you should never do it.
I am also not telling you where you can buy Dweebs from. Yes. The boxed sweet of old is available, but I’m not going to tell you where because you will inevitably rot your teeth. If I told you I would only be doing you an injustice and you would no longer have a cause to call me ‘friend’ ever again, ever.
Its also not worth adding that I have a Stylophone. Yeah, you bunch of numptys, I said it, a fucking STYLOPHONE…and I can play Greensleeves on it and there is no way I’m gonna show you because I don’t recommend it because you will get one and and and and…then it wont be as cool anymore and I wasted most of my day for nothing.
but what I did come here to say is that I am now on xbox live, so if you want to play some games with me in this depressive period the tag is
‘tomsheptomshep’
and before you ask, I’ve been too busy sucking off the corporate money penis to have any epic adventures, hence no decent bulletins.
